The Queen and I (2006 mtvU Woodie Awards)

I love that how she breathes booze in the mornin'

Man, it's so sexy how she can't remember last night

I made a fatal mistake letting her drink again

Well who the hell am I to tell her how to live her life?

And if you could put numb in a shotglass

I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me

And we please don't have enough

I see you stand there, settle for anything, anything's better than lettin' her,

'Cause she could do better than me

She'll come around eventually

'Cause baby girl's a queen

And a queen is just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves

And she's made me a fiend

I won't be withdrawed 'cause I got nothing to lose

Oh no,

She's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, oh so, hollow

(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, you know, so hollow

I find it funny she can never find her car keys

Immediately after telling me she can't take it

She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities

And slurs her words because she's never not inebrieated

And the front page that I'd read

Let the girl go, you know you can do better

It's bad, when the fact that you can't have her

Is the reason you sweat her,

Don't let her take advantage of you

Like the other girls let her

You better cut your losses now buddy.

'Cause baby girl's a queen

And a queen's a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves

And she's made me a fiend

I won't be withdrawed 'cause I got nothing to lose

Oh no,

She's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, oh so, hollow

(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, you know, so hollow

Drown yourself,

It's not worth keeping me