Tardigrade

I wish I was a tardigrade, tardigrade

Just chillin in a mossy place, mossy place

I could even live in outer space, outer space

'cause I can stand a million rads to the face

What if I was a water bear, water bear

I'd be like hey Saturn didn't see you there, see you there

If I was literally microscopic

Then you could pick me up and carry me around in your pocket

There isn't anywhere I couldn't go, couldn't go

I'd survive antarctica and hibernate deep in the snow

All the polar bears would be my best friends

I'd recruit and army with them and the penguins

I wish I was an evil overlord, overload

Sometimes a tardigrade gets really bored, really bored

We will conquer the entire planet

And we'll rescue all the kittens and name one of them Janet