Captain Hook Never Breaks a Promise / The Elegant Captain Hook / A Little Surprise / Oh Tink / The Pen or the Plank

Yo ho!

Yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho!

So try the life of a thief

Just sample the life of a crook

There isn't a boy who won't enjoy

Aworkin' for Captain The world's most famous crook

Crook crook

Crickitey crocity crickitey crook

The croc is after Captain

A special offer for today I'll tell you what I'll do

All those who sign without delay

Will get a free tatoo

Why, it's like money in the bank

Come on

Join up and I'll be Frank

Unless you do

You'll walk the plank!

The choice is up to you

The choice is up to you

Yo ho

Yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho

You'll love the life of a thief

You'll relish the life of a crook

There's barrels of fun for everyone

And you'll get treasures by the ton

So come and sign the book

Join up with Captain ... (all music)