Cosmic Jive

I'll make you understand

I'm coming out of the sand

In my gold Egyptian headband

The moon and stars decide

Who takes the carpet ride

And who swims in formaldehyde

I'll take my cosmic jive

To anyone who'll listen

'Til you taste cosmic jive

You won't know you were missing

Cosmic jive

Cosmic jive

Your Spanish boots are mine

Your Spanish boots are mine

My melasagna valentine

Torpedo silver ship

Straight through my comic strip

You'll be a hipster shaking hips

I'll take my cosmic jive

To anyone who'll listen

'Til you taste cosmic jive

You won't know you were missing

Cosmic jive

Cosmic jive

Cosmic jive

I'll make you understand

You're gonna do the Strand

In my slogan-bearing headband

I'll take my cosmic jive

To anyone who'll listen

'Til cosmic jive collides with you

I'm on a mission

I'll take my cosmic jive

To anyone who'll listen

'Til you taste cosmic jive

You won't know you were missing

Cosmic jive

Cosmic jive

Cosmic jive

Cosmic jive