Dumaflache

Well I swore off love, I swore off women

Devoted my life, to huntin' and fishin'

I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool

That ain't cool

I'd spend all my spare time, fixin' up

My old rusted out pick-up truck

In no time at all, I'd have it lookin' like brand new

But then you

Flipped the switch on my dumaflache

Played my piano like liberace

I let down my guard

My heart was good as gone

Well, you cranked my tractor, you flipped my bic

Honey, you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig

I can't explain how you done it

But honey you turn me on

Love done all the takin', I done all the givin'

So I threw up my hands and said the heck with it

I shut down my heart, locked it up and pulled the fuse

Before it blew

All my emotions were disconnected

No sign of a spark to be detected

I had nobody, so I had nothin' to lose

But then you

Flipped the switch on my dumaflache

Played my piano like liberace

I let down my guard

My heart was good as gone

Well, you cranked my tractor, you flipped my bic

Honey, you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig

I can't explain how you done it

But, honey, you turn me on

Well, you cranked my tractor, you flipped my Bic

You tripped the trigger on my thingamajig

I can't explain how you done it

But, honey, you turn me on