I'm The Man (Extremely Def Ill Uncensored Version)

Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit

And we don't care for writing hits

The sound you hear is what we like

I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your

Socks!

No man, what's the matter with you?

I'll get it the next time, I mean it

Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat

The only thing harder's the smell of my feet

So listen up 'cause you might get dissed

Go drain the lizard or take a

Chair!

Damn, watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face

Kick you and your father back in place

Step up sucker, understand

Don't you know,

I'm the man! I'm the man!

I'm so bad I should be in detention!

I'm the man!

Shut up!

We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams

And ya think we got egos but we're just hams

Scott plays stick ball and likes to skate

Frank is never on time he's always

Sleeping!

"Late!"

Drink the drinks, the drinks they drank

I put my money in the bank

They cut their crack, they offer joints

We don't do drugs, do you get our

Meaning!

"Point!" "Point!" Watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face

Kick you and your father back in place

Step up sucker, understand

Don't you know,

I'm the man! I'm the man!

I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!

I'm the man!

Shut up!

For a heavy metal band raps a different way

We like to different and not cliche

They say rap and metal can never mix

Well all of them can suck our

Sexual organ in the lower abdominal area!

No man, it's "dicks!"

Master!

Fart the farts, the farts he farted

I pick my nose 'cause I'm retarded

Like El Duce says "smell my anal vapor"

And wipe my butt with your

Face!

"Toilet paper!" Yo, watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face

Kick you and your father back in place

Step up sucker, understand

Don't you know,

I'm the man! I'm the man!

I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!

I'm the man!

Shut up!

So, as this rap is winding down

It's plain to see we wear the crown

You know Anthrax is number one

But we don't care, we just want to have

A festival!

"Fun" you stupid idiot!

We are the kings that all shout hell

We're like a diamond that is forever

And will remain the hardest ever

I'm so bad, it's a crime