Romeo & Juliet vs Bonnie & Clyde

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

ROMEO & JULIET!

VERSUS!

BONNIE & CLYDE!

BEGIN!

I'll handle this darling, I'm known to fire off some BAR's

Cause if these lovers cross me, they're gonna end up seeing stars

I mean I'll let you go first, but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in

On this hissy fittin' rich kid and this prepubescent vixen

I'm sick of them

Let's beat 'em then and we can rob 'em blind

I'll stick this punk up from the front

I'll take this broad from behind

And pop a cap in the ass of the last Capulet heiress

Give Miss No Nights In Paris a reason to cry to her parents

Oh! Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore you tryin' to flow yo?

Mofo, you soft as a fro-yo

Are those the drapes or your clothes, bro? (oooh)

There's gonna be a tragedy

Make you ache like your balls on the balcony

Barrow Gang put their money where their mouth is

Spit sick like a plague on both your houses

My love, your face is beauty to behold

I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos

A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past

So together we shall both put these bitches on blast

En guard thou artless beetle headed flax wench

The only insult you have thrust upon me is thine stench

Why don't you twist upon these nuts? I hear you're good with a wrench

The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense

And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken

You'll get an ass rippin' worse than your boyfriends in prison

You're not a true romance, you're just a conjugal visit

Oh, but that's not even your real husband now is it?

Hey partner you best put a muzzle on your missus

'Fore I teach her how we handle disrespect down in Texas

Do you quarrel sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword

Or will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your Ford?

How could you beat my man in some mano a mano?

You can't protect your best friend from some John Leguizamo

No no, my Romeo will beat your beau in a contest blow for blow

He will do upon thine dick what you hath done upon your toe

(gunshot)

Oh! I am killed, what irony is this?

The lead role shot down by a failed actress

Then I shall kill myself on my stomach I shall lie

So you louts can lick my ass, thus with a diss, I die

Oops, nevermind, my flesh was merely grazed Where's Romeo?

Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your face

Oh happy dagger, pierce me true, persuade my breath to stop

Sheath yourself inside my heart and like the beat I drop

Well that was tragic

That did not go as expected

Woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple seconds

It's kinda sad though really, so young to have just died

Well at least we got each other, just Bonnie and- (gunshots)

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide

Epic Rap... BATTLES OF HISTORY!