we had everything...

We had everything (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Then one day you just got up and left

Said he's cool and got nicer teeth

I bet he's like a masterpiece

And I bet he's got a bigger cock

Twice my height and built like a rock

I need to ditch all these intrusive thoughts

One more deep and I'm all out of love

But I'm not sad about it (whoa-oh)

It's clear that you're a scoundrel (whoa-oh)

But you were out of my league, it's clear to see

We were never meant to be

You asked me if I'd write a tune

To tell you how much I love you

But then you went off with some dude

I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it

I hope he gives you all you want

'Cause I feel fucking miserable

You asked me if I'd write a tune

So I wrote one to say fuck you

I wish I knew what was comin' next

I'm one wank away from havin' no sex

Think I put my heart to the test

Then I'll find a yummy mummy who can break my heart next

But at least she'll buy me things

She's got fine nurture capability

I'm due a new TV, so I think maybe she'll be the one for me

And I'll be proper proud about it (woah-oh)

My friends will be so jealous of the yummy mummy special (woah-oh)

But I won't be too loud about it, shit, fuck

I'll keep it super private

You asked me if I'd write a tune

To tell you how much I love you

But then you went off with some dude

I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it

I hope he gives you all you want

'Cause I feel fucking miserable

You asked me if I'd write a tune

So I wrote one to say fuck you