The Creature from the Black Leather Lagoon

You better ask my mama how to make a monster

I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon

I'm a beautiful monster from outer space, too

Learned how to shake my hips in the inner sanctum

Satan gave me tips and then I thanked him

I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon

Yeah, black, black, black, black leather

Smash, smash, black, black leather

Kill, kill, black, black leather

Crash, crash, black, black leather

I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon

I'm a chicken-fried, fire-eating son of a gun

Conceived by my devil daddy on a chicken run

Like a fireball flying down thunder road

Daddy made mama, but she shoulda said no

I'm a rawhide monster they named Number One

Yeah, black, black, black, black leather

Smash, smash, black, black leather

Kill, kill, black, black leather

Crash, crash, black, black leather

I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon

I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon

I'm a genuine juvenile delinquent from the moon

I'm like a hundred billion hydrogen bombs

Mama wanted a goat, but I got mom's

I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon

Yeah, black, black, black, black leather

Smsh, smash, black, black leather

Kill, kill, black, black leather

Crash, crash, black, black leather

I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon

Oh, black, black, black, black leather

Smash, smash, black, black leather

Kill, kill, black, black leather

Crash, crash, black, black leather

I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon

Lagoon, ah