Plain Plate Of Noodles

I hate to make a scene at a restaurant

But there's only one meal that I ever want

Just noodles with butter

And not too much

And they have to be the tube kind

Or I won't touch

We were once on a cruise

And the waiters got to know me

Before my family ordered

They would bring me macaroni

A plain plate of noodles

With a little bit of butter

But life ain't a cruise ship

It's a boat without a rudder

Yeah, a plain plate of noodles

With a little bit of butter

It's the only thing I'll eat

I've tried steak and chicken

And lots of different fishes

But I just want my noodles

Even though they're not nutritious

They say be myself

And live the life I want

Except when I want noodles

At a fancy restaurant

I know that I'm not normal

I feel alone and lonely

I'm the only living boy

Who just wants macaroni

I just want macaroni

Just a plain plate of noodles

With a little a bit of butter

'Cause I've tried every food

And I haven't liked another

A plain plate of noodles

With a little bit of butter

Is the only thing I'll eat

And on my wedding day

While my bride is eating lobster

Will I still be saying

"Can I please just have some pasta?"

A plain plate of noodles

With a little bit of butter

I've tried every food

And I haven't liked another

A plain plate of noodles

With a little bit of butter

It's the only thing I'll eat

Just a plain plate of noodles

(A plain plate of noodles)

A plain plate of noodles

(A plain plate of noodles)

A plain plate of noodles

With a little bit of butter

A plain plate of noodles

With a little bit of butter

A plain plate of noodles

With a little bit of butter

'Cause I've tried every food

(He's tried every food)

Lord, I've tried every food

(He's tried every food)

And I haven't liked another

It's the only thing I'll eat