Letras
OO-AH
Up it goes
OO-AH
Might come out my nose
OO-AH
In and out, back and forth
OO-AH
I think I'm gonna explode
Signed my name on the clipboard
Thought I'd piss in a cup
But the nurse said
Drop your jeans, son
And bend your butt on up
I thought it was a prank
Till the lamp lit up my hind
Doc snapped on a rubber glove
And hummed
Well, ain't you fine
OO-AH
Up it goes
OO-AH
Might come out my nose
OO-AH
In and out, back and forth
OO-AH
I think I'm gonna explode
He's up in my business
Diggin' real deep
A cowboy never cries
But Lord I wanna weep
He leans in close and says
You've done this before
Haven't you
I shake my head fast
No sir
No one's ever walked
Through this door
You handle this like a pro
Can't be your first time
I swear I am a virgin
No one's ever parked a sausage
In my back lot
OO-AH
Up it goes
OO-AH
Might come out my nose
OO-AH
In and out, back and forth
OO-AH
I think I'm gonna explode
Doc says
You can get up and go
See you next time
I say
Oh no
There won't be a next time
Barely crawl into my truck
Every bump a memory of that glove
I'm riding home
With my butt packed full of fireworks
And someone just lit the fuse
Later with my wife
She asks, so hun
How was your day
I say
Let's just say
There was pokin' and pushin' in places
I didn't know existed
She shakes her head
Man, I can't imagine
What you mean
I wink
Come on
I'll show you
No imagination needed queen
OO-AH
Up it goes
OO-AH
Might come out my nose
OO-AH
In and out, back and forth
OO-AH
I think I'm gonna explode
OO-AH
Up it goes
OO-AH
Might come out my nose
OO-AH
In and out, back and forth
OO-AH
I think I'm gonna explode
Ooooooh
Ahhhhhh