Pass Me By

I got me ten fine toes to wiggle in the sand

Lots of idle fingers snap to my command

A lovely pair of heels that kick to beat the band

Contemplating nature can be fascinating

Add to these, a nose that I can thumb

And a mouth by gum have I

To tell the whole damn world

If you don't happen to like it

Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by

Pass me by, pass me by

If you don't happen to like it, pass me by

Behold me two great shoes that never saw a shine

Trousers I can hold up with a laundry line

A lovely patch that hides an awful lot of spine

Shirt tails flying, well, I'm a blooming dandelion

Add to these, a grin from ear to ear

And all the proper gear have I

To tell the whole damn world

If you don't like the assortment

Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by

Pass me by, pass me by

If you don't happen to like it, pass me by

Pass me by, pass me by

If you don't happen to like it, pass me by