Easy Money

There was a Joe, oh, leaning on the back door

A couple Jills that had their eyes on a couple bills

And eyes were stating, they was waiting

To get their hands on some easy money

They flipped a dime, one says, "Well, I'll take heads this time"

One step up, one step back, one loosened her shoulder strap

She couldn't speak, her knees were weak

She could almost taste it, easy money

There was this old black cat once, sitting in an old black Cadillac

And the Joe smelled sweet, so she curls

Up at her boyfriend's feet and says

"I got a plan, Sam, how'd you like to make some of that easy money?"

He said, "Yes, oh, yes, just tell me what you want me to do"

She says, "Baby, you can trust me, but baby

You must be hiding in my room at one or two"

Well, the cat told the boy, "Come on up

To the room and play with my toys, honey"

But the Jill set the bait, she wasn't gonna sit around and wait

'Cause this guy was wise to all of the lies

And he flies out the door with easy money

Oh, because there ain't no man who got money in his hand

Got any of that bread back in the slow in the head

The easier it looks, the harder it hooks

Well, there just ain't no such thing as easy money

Say yes

Mm, Saturday night there was this terrible, terrible fight

'Tween two dames who was losing the same game

It wasn't clear, but I hear that

Somebody was looking for some easy money

Yeah