Sorry Mom - Shaving My Legs (Official Audio)

So, like, I knew your mom was hot, um

Because I always saw her

At the PTA meetings, um

Ya know she'd come by the high school

And I just thought she was so fucking cute

For a mom, ya know

And I guess I got a little older

And I grew up a little

And I guess she grew up a little, too

And boy your mom ages like a fine wine

Doesn't she

So the other night

Me and your mom actually went out

For this really good seafood dinner

And I treated her to the works, ya know

I treated her like a princess

Because your mom deserves it

And then, after that

I took your mom home

And I bent her over my desk

And I fucked the shit out of your mom

And god she fucking loved it

I fucked your mom

I fucked your mom

I fucked your mom

I fucked your mom

I fucked your mom

I fucked your mom

I fucked your mom

I fucked your mom

So yeah, it's, like

Funny you mention that actually

Cause last summer

I was working at the country club

Ya know, your mom comes in

And she's, she's funny because

Ya know, all the other moms

They wear one-pieces

And she's always in that bikini

Do you know what I mean

Yeah, anyways

So I was a lifeguard

And sometimes she'd, ya know

Swim during adult swim

And she'd stare at me

And I'd go in with her

Cause, ya know

The lifeguards are allowed to

And one time she was staying really late after

And the kids had already gone home

And I bet you were in bed

Yeah, I bet you were in bed

And she was in mine

Yeah, I fucked your mom, too

I fucked your mom

I fucked your mommy