The Whole World's Bitch

Hear you complain while I take out your trash

Picked up your fair, this time I'm gonna crash

Delivery boy put poison in your snacks

I fucked up my life and there's no going back

Carry your piano up ten flights of stairs

On my knees, deep-clean your decadent layers

Hands and knees, I'm a human chair

You're on a power trip, I don't give you any lip because

I'm the whole world's bitch

I'm the whole world's bitch

Your steak will sizzle while there's water in my mouth

Decorate your plate in the back of house

I'm watering your plants in the middle of a drought

When you die happy, I'll wheel your corpse out

I'm the whole world's bitch

I'm the whole world's bitch

On the beach with a drink in my formative days

Now I stalk streets in a general malaise

Tried to fit in, but I never found a niche

And I'm never gonna switch (why's that?)

Cause I'm the whole world's bitch

I'm the whole world's bitch

I'm the whole world's bitch

(He's the whole world's bitch)

(He's the whole world's bitch)

I'm the whole world's bitch

(He's the whole world's bitch)

I'm the whole world's bitch