Ride the Rhino

Little girl had a love affair

Liked a boy with long, long hair

Daddy came with a gun

Said the evening's done

Ride, ride the rhino

Ride, ride the rhino

Little sister in leather and lace

Took a boy home too her place

Big brother came with a baseball bat

Party ended just like that

Just like that

Ride, ride the rhino

Ride, ride the rhino

Ride it hard, ride it fast

Ride it slow, make it last

Ride, ride the rhino

Ride the rhino