I'm a dreamer, I'm a no-good son of a bitch
And I've been thinkin' 'bout the things I'd say
To all the people said I'd end up dead in a ditch
Well, I've been thinkin' 'bout the same damn thing
I saw your mama last night under that neon sign
She might be a little too old, but I don't mind
If I could take it all back, well, I wouldn't change a thing
'Cause mamas need loving too
You know, yours loved to hear me sing
I'm a dreamer, I'm a no-good son of a bitch
And I've been thinkin' 'bout the things I'd say
To all the people said I'd end up dead in a ditch
Well, I've been thinkin' 'bout the same damn thing
I talked to Jesus, and He said, "Son, what have you done?"
Been sinning enough for everyone
I'm a dreamer, I'm a no-good son of a bitch
I thought I'd have me just a little fun
You always said I drove too fast
I thought my Ford was a Cadillac
This hand-me-down, two-toned dent side
Painted three different kinds of black
And I work too much and too hard
Tryin' to make it out before dark
I dial drunk again, I called all your friends
Just to tell them they can kiss my ass
I'm too drunk again, I've gone off the end
And now I can't come back
'Cause I'm a dreamer, I'm a no-good son of a bitch
And I've been thinkin' 'bout the things I'd say
To all the people said I'd end up dead in a ditch
Well, I've been thinkin' 'bout the same damn thing
I dial drunk, I'm too young to know what I want
I dial drunk, I'm too young to know what I want
'Cause I'm a dreamer, I'm a no-good son of a bitch
And I've been thinkin' 'bout the things I'd say
To all the people said I'd end up dead in a ditch
Well, I've been thinkin' 'bout the same damn thing