You Are What You Wear

This is a big birthday for Patrick, Courtney, so thank you for helping me co-host.

Anything for you, Evelyn. You look to die for.

Thank you, Courtney.

I want blackened shark,

Mahi mahi.

Works so well

With Isaac Mizrahi.

I'll have soda,

And crème de menthe.

Tastes so good

With Oscar de Laurenta.

The ginger mango soy black bass

Compliments the beige I will not touch

A drop of red wine

Don't wanna ruin the Calvin Klein.

Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani

Moschino, Alia, or Norma Kamali

Should I rock

The Betsey Johnson

Or stick with classic

Comme des Garçon

No parachute

Or Fiarucci

I'm with Prada

I'm with Gucci

When one goes shopping

It's best to take care

As some of us know

You are what you wear.

I will try on

These Mod Frisson

I think I'll go

To Ferragamo

I don't know if

I'm such a fan

Of your purple suede Charles Jourdan.

But let's be clear,

There's nothing ironic

About our love of

Manolo Blahnik.

No, there's nothing

Remotely ironic

About our love of

Manolo Blahnik.

Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani

Moschino, Alia, or Norma Kamali

Should I rock

The Betsey Johnson

Or stick with classic

Comme des Garçon

In a certain kind of neighborhood

You might get away with Vivian Westwood

But by von Furstenberg we swear

It's a wrap

You are what you wear.

Hello?

Hi, Evelyn? I have Patrick for you.

Patrick, are you getting excited, birthday boy? Now, listen, your brother and mother

are already here - she won't take off her sunglasses, she refuses to say anything