Unlimited Bounty, No. 1: Headvoices, Sections A-E (T007 Many Notes Version)

There are ways of getting to the other side of the line

Dotted, or dial tone It's only important to remember

Where you're going, to help keep up with

The parade of options available

In pink screens and black-scrawl

Unchecked and unvaporized

Unquestioning of the will of the masses

To go forward sufficiently groomed wonder in the interim

Whethered or not - whethered or not that we met

The parade in the total agreement

There's just one thing that I can't get over

And that's the chip taken from my shoulder

How every Christmas I get one year older

Yet the need to see you only gets colder

And if you still think offense is the only best defense

Like however lightning strikes, I guess it all depends

Like how you catch the light, or ships sail at night

Like however lightning strikes, I guess it all depends

And it can't be - that the way we used to see each other was a sheen

Of candid conversations and midnight Starbucks offers just to meet

But the light of day is never actually what they see

Never what they see

Aaaaaaaaaand just like any magic trick it's a flick of the wrist

And to everyone who doubted - watch this suck session plot twist

Can't y'all even tell that we're hanging off the precipice

Fuck your gold and frankincense

When it's whiter than a picket fence

Greatness is synonymous with nothing in the present tense

From Mein Kempf to Common Sense

Here it is, ladies and gents

If offense is still the best defense

Are we still friends? Guess it depends...

And if you still think the means can justify the ends

Like a needle through a camel's eye, I guess it all depends

Like how ships pray for lightning just to bide the night

Like stringing Christmas lights, I guess it all depends

This was the noblest Reindeer of them all

All the conspirators save only she

Did that they did in envy of great Santa

She only, in a general honest thought

And common good to all, made one of them