Be Our Guest

Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride

And greatest pleasure that we welcome you here tonight

And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair

As the dining room proudly presents

Your dinner

Be our guest, be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour

Hot hors d'oeuvres

We only live to serve

Try the grey stuff

It's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

They can sing, they can dance

After all, Miss, this is France

And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest

Lumiere and Beef ragout

Cheese souffle

Pie and pudding "en flambe"

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret

You're alone

And you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining

We tell jokes, I do tricks

With my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be out guest

If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest

Get your worries off your chest

Let us say for your entree

We've an array; may we suggest

Try the bread, try the soup

When the croutons loop de loop

It's a treat for any dinner

Don't believe me? Ask the china

Singing pork, dancing veal

What an entertaining meal

How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?

We'll make you shout "encore!"

And send us out for more