I Painted My Nails so Pretty

I painted my nails so pretty

I painted them just for you

But you wouldn't even notice

If my face was turning blue

What can I do to get you

To spend some time with me?

An hour would do, I just want to tell you

Your face is all that I see

I'm crazy 'cause I'm in love again

It's happened six times this year

This time it's you and no just won't do

You're handsome, you're easy, you're there

And I think that you'd grow to love me

What, you didn't know that I cook?

I'm quite a whiz in the kitchen

You know that I once read a book

All I want is marriage

A dog and maybe a kid

And once a month I'll go to town

You give me a couple of quid

Oh, say it, oh, say that you'll have me

I don't even mind if you cheat

Just tell me that I am the prettiest one

I hope it might help me sleep

I long for something simple

I smile and I hope and I pray

And I recognize the sadness

But I don't know any other way

I painted my nails so pretty

I painted them just for you

But you wouldn't even notice

If my face was turning blue

No, you wouldn't even notice

If my face was turning blue