Letras
Now you all know the story of Rudolph
But I bet you didn't know he got himself a DUI
Seems he'd been drinkin' all night long
And that boy went out and he tried to fly
Now all of the other reindeer
All they sat around that bar and they cheered
Because you know what? They never liked old Rudolph
But he's gone now, he's servin' fifteen years
He didn't used to be this way
It all came out one night
He didn't wanna pull that sleigh
'Cause he knew Santa wasn't white
Now that's when the trouble started, because he started drinkin'
With some of Santa Claus' elves
Well, they could all hold their liquor, but as you well know
Reindeer, ah, they don't fare so well (His nose was really red)
His eyes were crossed and his speech was slurred
He staggered through the sky
He almost hit the moon that night
And threw out the big fat guy
Well, all good things must come to an end
And that's when the sky cops stopped him
And they made him walk that line
You ain't gon' believe this, he blew a three-point-two
And now he's chillin', servin' time
He blew a three-point-two
Now he's chillin', servin' time
Take a little tip from Uncle Billy
Don't try to drink and fly
Get yourself a designated flyer, haha
Send me up again, bartender
Well, all stories have an ending
And I happen to know that this one's a happy ending
Rudolph's on the wagon
He hadn't touched a drop in over twenty years
And now, that's why all your toys are there
When you wake up Christmas morning
Alright, well, this next song is about a sign
And I wanna take this time to thank all you people
Who supported me when I came out with the song "Here's Your Sign"