Man On The Moon

Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy Kaufman in a wrestling match

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Monopoly, Twenty-One, checkers, and chess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Fred Blasey in a breakfast mess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's play Twister, let's play Risk

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'll see you in heaven if you make the list

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?

Hey, baby, are we losing touch?

Now if you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

And if you believed there's nothing up their sleeve

Then nothing is cool

Moses went walking with a staff of wood

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Newton got beaned by the apple good

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?

Hey, baby, are you having fun?

Now if you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

And if you believed there's nothing up their sleeve

Then nothing is cool

Here's a little agit for the never-believer

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a little ghost for the offering

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?

Hey, baby, are we losing touch?

Now if you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

And if you believed there's nothing up their sleeve

Then nothing is cool

Now if you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

And if you believed there's nothing up their sleeve

Then nothing is cool

Now if you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

And if you believed there's nothing up their sleeve

Then nothing is cool

Now if you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

And if you believed there's nothing up their sleeve

Then nothing is cool