Hey Battler

Mr. B in the house

This is a classroom exclusive

Life is Roblox

Are you ready? Let's go

Hey battler, are you a time traveller?

Stepping through dimensions, a mystery unraveller

I'm Mr. B, the B man with a plan

Teaching laws of physics, from gravity to tin cans

We heard a slam, but this isn't poetry

It might as well be, with the knowledge you're showing me

The way we duel 'em, fool 'em and school 'em

My measurements show we can metrically rule 'em

My bow-tie, flashy

My message are classy

I might speak slow, but the others can't pass me

But with Science and Maths thrown in

Those cheese heads got a master-class on how we win

Hey battler, are you a time traveller? (A time traveller)

Stepping through dimensions, a mystery unraveller (mystery unraveller)

Hey battler, you're a rat tattler (a rat tattler)

Sending all the rats to detention like a cattle herd (a cattle herd)

Hey battler, weren't you cheating when you battled her?

Crossing dodgeball lines had me on alert

I let it slide, you avoided suspension

Because you're probably from a different dimension

Attention, can you all hear that?

That's the sound of a failing rat pack

They haven't left, but there is a twist

They'll have no choice when I say, "Class dismissed!"

My bow-tie, flashy

My message are classy

I might speak slow, but the others can't pass me

But with Science and Maths thrown in

Those cheese heads got a master-class on how we win

Hey battler, are you a time traveller? (A time traveller)

Stepping through dimensions, a mystery unraveller (mystery unraveller)

Hey battler, you're a rat tattler (a rat tattler)

Sending all the rats to detention like a cattle herd (a cattle herd)

Hey battler

You rats, might think you're better

But who's the one getting the cheddar?

Battler