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Your voice is trash, that's the first line read,

Cringe jokes, bad mic, channel half-dead.

Unsubbed fast, you're a waste of my thread,

Man, they click and spit before their meds get fed.

Get a life, bro," typed by a keyboard king,

While his PvP log got erased last spring.

I could make better" — cool, then sing!

But you ain't made anything, you just swing.

I watched five seconds — and then I left.

Yo that's not feedback, that's just theft.

You stole a glimpse, judged the depth,

Wrote a novel in hate, then you ghosted like death.

Your guides are wrong. Which one, my dude

The one where I nuked your whole crew's mood

I'm chillin' in Jita, while you talk rude,

Cryin' in local 'cause your Hauler got chewed.

But then it shifts like a tide in warp,

Some say Yo Sheev, your vids my support.

I was done with Eve 'til I heard your report,

Now they back in lowsec, flying like a sport.

Your lore is deep, got me clickin' for days,

Didn't know Trigs 'til you opened the maze.

Yo that rap hit hard — like Tachyon rays,

Now they quote my bars in their corpmate praise.

Dude your loss montage Straight insane.

I use your guides just to stay in the lane.

Your jokes are wild, never sound the same.

You said 'Jennie's Credit Card' — I screamed your name.

Now they know the grind, they know the fight,

They quote my Gila fits at night,

They spam 'bye bye' in the chat so tight,

That even haters start to get it right.

Then come the legends like stars that shine,

Your vids saved me in a dark-ass time.

Your flow hit real like you read my mind,

You dropped 'Clone Cold' bro, I cried each line.

Sheev, I lost my dad, and your video healed,

You made me laugh when I barely could feel.

That hits harder than the grind for skill,

Stronger than reps on a Guardian's will.

One said, Your playthrough helped my son,

He's autistic, and said your vids are fun.