Letras
An icy wind blew the day I was born
The snow fell heavily, my whole soul seemed forlorn
They threw my life into a chilling cold world
Devoid of chances, still the wheel of fortune twirled
Never I will defy
I will fight till the day that I die
They say I'm in a jam now
I say, "Life's no apple pie"
Mama, a nasty mullet
Daddy was a cementing clot
Caught up in a 90-degree freeze
I surely had to beat the odds
Wanted to be the top banana
Now I'm just a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, be the big cheese
For your crumbs, I'll never beg
Desperate, what could I do?
Found the glitch deep inside of my soul
One flick shifts my condition
Alters me from brain to cool
That's why they call me a son of a fridge
Father's a freak and my mother a bitch
Don't mess around with the son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and as mean as a bitch
She said, "You bloody fool
Stand aside or I'll flick the switch
You're a beer short to a six-pack
Don't mess with the son of a fridge"
Hey girl, you look so cute
You break my heart, oh, I can't resist
Why do you turn away now?
Tell me, why do you look so pissed?
'Cause I am the top banana
Surely I'm a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, I'm the big cheese
For your crumbs, I'll never beg
Freeze you, I press the key
I start trembling then I cease to move
Feels like a goddamn brain freeze
Tricked myself, you dirty goof
That's why they call me a son of a fridge
Father's a freak and my mother a bitch
Don't mess around with the son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and as mean as a bitch
That's why they call me a son of a fridge
Father's a freak and my mother a bitch
Don't mess around with the son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and as mean as a bitch