punk is dad

Punk's not dead

Punk is dad

Punk's not dead

Punk is dad

I took my ten-year-old to see the Legacy Punk Band

We're singing along to lyrics that we don't really understand

For my kid's school picture, shaved their head into a mohawk

Had them listening to GG while they were in the fucking womb

And you say punk is dead

I say punk is DAD

Punk rock is still here

Check out my kid's hair

Now I got me a job in the punk rock industry

They got me selling merchandise for the Still-Alive Kennedys

So out of my way, bitch, I gotta help them get their bag

Cause nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Johnson, is that what I think it is

You're goddamn right

A punk rock clout goblin

My God, I've never seen one so close

This little guy right here will do just about anything for just a crumb of punk rock clout

Oh my God

And he's got a van

He's got his own van, huh

Imagine all of the free labor we're about to get

Out of my way, motherfucker

I'm just trying to get my bag

Cause nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Out of my way, motherfucker

I'm just trying to get my bag

Cause nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Out of my way, motherfucker

I'm just trying to get my bag

Cause nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Out of my way, motherfucker

I'm just trying to play the same songs

Over and over and over

Till I'm dead

Who needs to write new songs

When you can play 40 year old songs

Over and over and over

Out of my way, motherfucker

I'm just trying to get my bag

Cause nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Nothing's more punk than a Nostalgia Cash Grab

Out of my way, motherfucker

I'm just trying to get paid

To play shit I got recognition for

In the 80's

And there's nothing wrong with that

We live in a capitalist society

Out of my way, motherfucker

I'm just trying to get my bag

Now give me the money

Now give me the money

Now give me the money

Now give me the money

Now give me the money

Now give me the money

Now give me the money

Now give me the money