Letras
Henry woke up Tuesday, thought he'd start the week anew,
Got his tie caught in the toaster, that's just a thing Henry's mornings do.
Checked his bank account balance, saw a zero, fat and round,
Turns out his identity was stolen by a squirrel he'd just found.
Tried to call the bank, the phone was sticky, wouldn't dial,
Walked outside and his car had been replaced by a sad-looking pile
Of lukewarm compost, steaming gently in the sun,
Yeah, that was just the appetizer, the day had barely begun.
They say, "Henry, man, look around, there's always someone who's got it rougher,"
They say, "Every silver lining has a cloud that makes you tougher."
They say, "It's all perspective, there's worse out there, you gotta see it,"
But I'm Henry, and I'm here to say, "Buddy, I don't believe it!"
I think the cosmic scales are tipped, and my luck's the only one that sinks,
I've seen some things, I've done some things, now I don't care what anyone thinks.
I've got no more hopes to hold, no more dreams to let you shatter,
'Cause when your life's a punchline, nothing else really matters.
He finally met a woman, eyes of blue and fiery red,
Three weeks of pure bliss later, she said something Henry dreaded.
"You know," she giggled sweetly, "my dad always told me 'bout a brother..."
Henry's coffee mug slipped, he looked at her, then back at the other-
Half of a birth certificate found tucked away in her purse,
She was his apparently long-lost sister, making his dating life a curse!
He packed his bags and left her flat, got struck by lightning on the street,
And the doctor said the shock had cured his athlete's foot, which was neat.
They say, "Henry, man, look around, there's always someone who's got it rougher,"
They say, "Every silver lining has a cloud that makes you tougher."
They say, "It's all perspective, there's worse out there, you gotta see it,"
But I'm Henry, and I'm here to say, "Buddy, I don't believe it!"
I think the cosmic scales are tipped, and my luck's the only one that sinks,
I've seen some things, I've done some things, now I don't care what anyone thinks.
I've got no more hopes to hold, no more dreams to let you shatter,