Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (From "Shall We Dance")

Things have come to a pretty pass

Our romance is growing flat

For you like this and the other

While I go for this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be

Oh I don't know where I'm at

It looks as if we two will never be one

Something must be done

You say either

And I say either

You say neither

And I say neither

Either

Either

Neither

Neither

Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato

And I like potato

You like tomato

And I like tomato

Potato

Potato

Tomato

Tomato

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part

And oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart

So if you like pajamas

And I like pajamas

I'll wear pajamas

And give up pajamas

For we know we need each other so we better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part

And oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart

So if you go for oysters

And I go for ersters

I'll order the oysters

And cancel the ersters

For we know we need each other so we better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off

Oh, call it off

Better call the calling off off

Call it off

Call it off

You know I better get out of this thing anyway

'Cause I don't like ersters

Remember you liking oysters though

I don't even know what they are

And you know I like wearing my pajamas

But you know I think they're getting too big

I think we should be wearing pajamas together

Because of all the potatoes and potatoes

Tomatoes and tomatoes