Tear in My Beer

Okay, here we go, kids

One, two

There's a tear in my beer

And I'm crying for you, dear

You are on my lonesome mind

Into these last nine beers

I shed a million tears

You are on my lonesome mind

I'm gonna keep on sitting here

'Til I am petrified

Lyn, oh my darling

Will my heart not hurt inside?

There's a tear in my beer

And I'm crying for you, dear

You are on my lonesome mind, yeah

I'm gonna keep on sitting here

'Til I can't move at all

Lyn, oh my darling

Will my heart not hurt me so?

There's a tear in my beer

And I'm crying for you, dear

You are on my lonesome mind