Here's Your Sign: Reloaded

And God bless him, without missing a beat, he goes, no ma'am

The village people are missing a singer, I'm just filling in for the night

Here's your sign

Bought a new car recently

You know when you buy a new car, it's got stickers all over it?

I'm sitting at an intersection

This guy's like waving at me, I go rolled down then I go what?

He goes, you buy a new car?

I said, nope, new tires car came with it

Here's your sign

One of my friend's wives turned 38 recently

He thought as a joke he would buy two cakes

He'd put a three-on-one and happy, and then on the other cake

He'd put eight and birthday

And he sets them on the counter at the grocery store

And the woman goes oh, do you have twins?

He said, yes, ma'am my wife was in labor for five years

Here's your sign

My son plays piano now and the other day I was watching TV

And he goes, hey dad, I want to play you a song

And I said, oh cool

So we walk in the music room and he goes, you might recognize this from Harry Potter

And I said, oh the movie?

He goes, no dad, the book

There's your sign

I love 405 right out here

I-I got stuck behind a big rig that weighs this trailer up underneath an overpass

And me and the truck are standing on the side of the road talking

And the highway patrolman pulls up

And he looks at the guy's rig and he looks at the trucker

And I'm thinking, oh, dear God, he can't say it

But sure enough, that cop goes, you get your truck stuck?

And God bless this trucker

He goes, nope, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas

Here's your sign

But the best one I've seen all year long happened, and my wife did it

I was on a I had to go do a corporate job in Missouri

And I had to fly in the night before because it was a morning show

So I'm on this lil' prop job plane, and we land this little remote airstrip

And when we landed in the dark, we hit a deer

And it killed the deer, it wrecked the plane, we evacuated the plane

I go back to the terminal

I call my wife, and I said, you're not going to believe this

I go, we just hit a deer

And my wife goes, oh my God, were you on the ground?

I said, nope, Santa was making one last run

Here's your sign

God bless y'all thank you very much

Take care good night

Bill Engvall, folks, huh?

Bill Engvall

Oh my God wow, you guys have fun tonight (yeah)