Tongue of the Cobra

Can you taste it?

That's not enough you've got to place it

(Is that an onion or a leek?)

Wake the pink snake

Sleeping in your mouth cave

(It's flavor that it seeks!)

Let your taste bud

Blossom like an orchid

(And penetrate a pastry!)

Don't let it dry out

Refresh it inside your mouth

(Or just lap up some gravy!)

The tongue of the cobra

It don't take no for an answer

(It's twirling like a dancer!)

The tongue of the cobra

Will never roll over and quit (No!)

'Cause it does the licking, it never gets licked

Blind your sight holes

Plug up both your nostrils

(Smelling is for losers!)

Whip out your taste worm

Just let it go and watch it squirm

(Jab it in a crueller!)

The tongue of the cobra

Must meet its quota of flavors

(But it doesn't need your favors!)

The tongue of the cobra

Got the power of Oprah times two (Get out!)

It's the strongest of muscles, second only to glutes

The tongue of the cobra

(Whip it out!)

The tongue of the cobra