The Pick of Destiny

Cause it's the Pick

Of Destiny child

You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane

It's just the Pick

Of Destiny child

More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage

When he was buskin he was all the rage

He met Jables and he taught him well

All the techniques that were developed in hell

Cock pushups and the power slide

Gig simulation now theres nowhere to hide

They formed a band they named Tenacious D

And then they got the Pick of Destiny

Cause it's the Pick

Of Destiny child

You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane

It's just the Pick

Of Destiny child

Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein

Cause he who is sleazy

Is easy to pleasy

And she who is juicy

Must be loosy-goosey

And he who is groovy

Will be in my movie

So come on

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale

The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow

But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said ow

Cause it's the Pick

Of Destiny child

You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane

It's just the Pick

Of Destiny child

You know our movie's better than a Citizen Kane

Cause he who's a geezer

Must live in my freezer

And she who is snarkey

Is full of malarkey

And he who is groovy

Must be in my movie

So come on

Oh! Cause if you're a diva

Then go to Geneva

And if you're a croney

Then suck on my boney

And if you are groovy

Then get in my movie

It's called the Pick of Destiny

The Pick of Destiny