Commentator (Skit Pt. 1)

Welcome back to the 9th Annual Lucha Libre Championship

Taking place here at the beautiful Booty Clappers Arena

I'm Ralph a la Pimp Hand

Joining me today is retired Lucha Libre Champion OT Super Mex

Good to be here, Pimp Hand

The match is pretty heated right now

The crowd's favorite Mil Gallitos is starting off strong

Against the infamous El Bango Wifo

Yeah, something about that guy OT

I wouldn't wanna bring my wife around him