Little boy blue
Has got a big horn
Seems ideal
For a career in porn
He's under a haystack
Fast asleep
Cuz he gave a good drubbing
To little Bo Peep
Will you wake him
No not I
For if I do
Bo Peep will cry
She's just pooped
From all that fun
With little boy blue's
Big gattling gun
Little Miss Muffet
Then came to call
Bo Peep told her
Bout blue boy's balls
She licked her lips
And started to think
That she might just need to
Sink his pink
Though she tried to
Beat his meat
His strong libido
Wouldn't taste defeat
Cassanova
Don Juan too
Didn't hold nothin
On you know who
Mother goose
Took them under her wings
Gave advice about
All sorts of things
One on one
Won't be enough
So the tag team pair
Got stout handcuffs
Now he'd finally
Met his match
2 on 1 were
Tough to dispatch
Mother goose
Had taught them well
And that's what it took
to break his spell