Rated R

We can sneak from screen to screen and waste the day-ay

And the fire exit signs will light the way-ay

And with the right lie and the right stub

We can slip into the theater showing Fight Club

And who cares about nightmares anyway-ay?

You are rated R

And I'm fifteen, I'm fifteen

You are rated R

And you're bad for me but I'm happy

It's the weight of all the dirty words you say-ay

And the nudity is new to me but hey-ay

With a straight face and a plain walk

We can slip into the movie with the chainsaw

And who cares about nightmares anyway-ay?

You are rated R

And I'm fifteen, I'm fifteen

You are rated R

And you're bad for me but I'm happy

Holding hands while the killer climbs the fence

With a gun between his teeth

And if the movie gets too tense

We can crawl beneath the seats

You can kiss me on the mouth

Yeah, I like the way that feels

And you know that my heart's so easy for you to steal

'Cause you are rated R

And I'm fifteen, I'm fifteen

You are rated R

And you're bad for me but I'm happy