After one whole quart of brandy,
Like a daisy I awake.
With no alka-seltzer handy, I don't even shake.
Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well, I think.
But this half-man imitation
Put me on the blink.
I'm wild again, Beguiled again,
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.
Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep.
And love came and told me I should not sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.
Lost my heart, but what of it? My mistake, I agree.
He will laugh, and I will love it, although the jokes on me.
A pill he is, but still he is,
all mine and I'll keep him until he is
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered like me
Vexed again, perplexed again,
Thank God I was once oversexed again.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, no more, no more.
I've burned a lot but i've learned a lot
Now he's broke, and well, I have earned a lot. So what?
Bothered and bewildered no more.
Couldn't eat, was dyspeptic.
Life was so hard to bear.
Now my hearts antiseptic, since he moved out of here.
I'm dumb again, and I'm numb again
And now I am here and you're gone again.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, no more.