The Water Buffalo Song

And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Larry"

The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song

So without further ado, "Silly Songs with Larry"

The Water Buffalo song

Everybody's got a water buffalo

Yours is fast but mine is slow

Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know

But everybody's got a water buffalo, ooh

I took my buffalo to the store

Got his head stuck in the door

Spilled some lime and beans on the floor

Oh, everybody's got a- (stop it)

Stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing?

You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo

When everyone does not have a water buffalo

We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo?"

"Why don't I have a water buffalo?"

And are you prepared to deal with that?

I don't think so, just stop being so silly!

This has been "Silly Songs with Larry"

Tune in next time to hear Larry sing

Everybody's got a baby Kangaroo

Yours is pink but mine is blue

Hers was small, but- (ah-ah-ah)