SUS COUNTRY (ALABAMA ANTHEM)

I saw my sister lately

She looked hella fine

Then I saw my cousin sweetly

She was also lookin' fine

Now would you come take my hand

We live in Alabama

I wanna make out with my cousins

And my sisters if they would be so kind

They look divine in the moonlight

But the stars are burnin' bright

I've been lookin' at my uncle

He lookin' hella swole

My aunts are pretty lovely

I really want to see their butthole

Now when the stars gleaming so bright

I just wanna say

Uncle would you take my hand please

Aunt come over here too

Let's make out under the stars please

'Cause we'll get caught at the blue

Weenus is my favorite thing

Dogs like it too

Dogs will you grab my hands please

I just want to hold you tight

You lickin' my face while I-

I can't do that

This is a joke

I can't

This is messed up