Old Rudy

It's a damn tough life full of toil and strife

We cardboard investors know

And we'll curse him out when the buyouts come

Cause he told us all to hold

But we sold our duals, for we are such fools

Now he's got our free tendies

And we curse his name as we crack more packs

Cause we sold to Old Rudy

Selling out to Old Rudy, me boys

Selling out to Old Rudy

We should've held our reserve list duals

But we sold to Old Rudy

Once more we buy, while the prices are high

But we swear we'll hold this time

Badlands, Scrublands, Underground Seas

Plateaus, and Tropical Isles

For six hellish months we watched and held

As they decline steadily

Now fear is high, and he offers to buy

So we sell to Old Rudy

Selling out to Old Rudy, me boys

Selling out to Old Rudy

We should've held our reserve list duals

But we sold to Old Rudy

Once more we buy, while the prices are high

Into Arabian Nights

Shahrazard, Baghdad's Bazaar,

This time we'll get it right

But we maxed our credit cards opened two more

And re-mortgaged our homes

Now we can't pay the bills, so we run to his till

He calls it Timmy Syndrome

Selling out to Old Rudy, me boys

Selling out to Old Rudy

Don't take on bad debt to buy cardboard

Or you'll sell to Old Rudy

Now Flesh and Blood is breakin' out

And Rudy Likes The Game

Warriors, Ninjas, Steam Punk Chicks

I don't see what's too hate

But i'm scared of risk, so I'll wait and see

He's not gonna pump and dump me

Now I watch his patrons make quick cash

Should've have bought from Old Rudy

Should've bought from Old Rudy Me Boys

Should've bought from Old Rudy

Now I'm paying Retail For Cold Foils

Should've bought from Old Rudy

Should've bought from Old Rudy Me Boys