Glued To Your Screen

I love TV (I love TV)

I love TV (I love TV)

Hey, there folks

It's really nice to have such a large crowd in town tonight

We've got a real nice show, that'll dazzle and glow

So thank these three and hang on tight

We've got a whole new board

And this cutting-edge tech that is sure to dazzle on-sight

All games, no tricks, 'scept the quiziest quizzes

You're gonna wanna be here all night long

I know it's been a while

So don't touch that dial

And don't stop those smiles

Uh, I guess one game wouldn't hurt?

Fantastic, Mike!

Hit the lights, commence the show

We've got our stars, and they're all pros

One more game, just one more round

I'll show you why you should stick around

To hear you cheer, to hear you scream

Just grin your teeth in four by three

So if you love your TV, then stay glued to your screen

Say it with me, folks

I love TV (I love TV)

So what'd you think of the board, let's tally the score

Yeah, the fun meter's outta sight

You're thinking, "I love TV!" Prevents the sad and glooby

Back together are the Dreemurs tonight

I know you'll never get bored, I've got a lot more in store

Broadcast of your every delight

Come on now, Kris, you know you knew me

Before The Prince and Susie

Just think a little back you'll remember that

I've got a game for you, remember being player two

Wasn't all that a ball, I remember it all

How about a cooking show? Your mom put that on though

But isn't this so fun? Let's never be done

Hey, dude!

This is super fun and all, but we do need to get back to our adventure

So can you maybe just like hurry up or?

Hit the lights, commence the show

We've got our stars, and they're all pros

Two more games, just two more rounds

I'll show you why you should stick around

To hear you cheer, to hear you scream

Just grin your teeth, in four by three

So if you love your TV, then stay glued to your screen

Why would you wanna leave, the warmth of your TV

Won't you relax in the memory, bit's not just nostalgia to me

Won't you pity a CRT, who's broken down and lonely

Isn't this how it's supposed to be

Hit the lights, commence the show

We've got our stars, and they can't go

All the games, just all the rounds

I'll show I can make you stick around

To hear you cheer, to hear you scream

Just grin my teeth, in four by three

You better love your TV, and stay glued to your screen

Please say it with me!

I love TV (I love TV)

I love TV (I love TV)

Stay glued to your screen