Storm Across the Sea

Someone call the ambulance

She's completely nude standing on the fence

She's about to fly, phone the doctor quick

She's a house on fire whenever she gets lit

Oh I'm laughing

With nothing up my sleeve

Here come that gal of mine

Like a storm across the sea

She broke my heart when she pawned my ring

Then she stole it back, what will tomorrow bring?

Mercy, vengeance, Lord above

How can I refuse her love?

Oh I'm laughing

With nothing up my sleeve

Here come that gal of mine

Like a storm across the sea

There's a PhD on the radio

Says the next of kin is the last to know

She grabs the dial, jumps up on my lap

Starts to lick my face like a Persian cat

You hear me laughing

With nothing up my sleeve

Here come that gal of mine

Like a storm across the sea

Here come that gal of mine

Like a storm across the sea