I Made A New Friend

I was born pure evil,

my first word was tyranny!

Six thousand brothers, six thousand sisters, then there was little old me

There's no doubt I came out the smartest of the bunch

But if you met my family, you'd know that ain't sayin' much

The family bizz was moonfizz, but that buzz weren't for me

I dreamt of global domination, sweet autocracy

But my family didn't get me, I was a stranger in my home

Despite being so surrounded, well I always felt alone

Had no bud, no best pal, my future was condemned

Till I took a potato and a calculator, and made myself a friend

I made a new friend; I made a new friend

We did everything together; we even dressed the same

That spud was my best bud, and Karen was her name

My world was so much greater, with my tater in my life

Never thought a vegetable would one day be my wife

With Karen there to share my dreams I never felt alone

My calculator, my sweet potater, a friendship had been sown

I made a new friend (from a tuber)

I made a new friend (and a computer)

I made a new friend (literally)

I made a new friend!

Woo hoo!