She wanted to be a bodybuilder
Every pose was perfectly formed
She pretended to her friends it was just a hobby, but
Out in the backroom it was all for real, you know
Out in the backroom she knew all the poses
She wanted to kick sand in the faces
Of seventeen stone weaklings on the beach
She dreamt of impressing Charles Atlas
But he's six feet under from a heart attack
And if you're six feet under, well, you don't answer back
The time came for her first big competition
She looked in the mirror and liked what she saw
She was nervous before her first big competition
So she shaved her armpits for the show
You know, she, she shaved her armpits for the show
She met a bodybuilder there called Moses
He had four chins, he had muscles on his noses
He loved her body and he loved her poses, but
Up in the brain department he was severely lacking
But that doesn't matter when you're knuckle-cracking
He called himself Moses but his real name was Dave
He took one look at her, he knew she had to be saved
Before the competition, well, he hid all of her drugs
And instead of steroids, he gave her kisses and hugs
And even though she came in last
Her bodybuilding's in the past
She still looks a babe in the photographs
She still looks a babe in the photographs
She wanted to be a bodybuilder (Bodybuilder)
She wanted to be a bodybuilder (Bodybuilder)
She wanted to be a bodybuilder (Bodybuilder)
She still looks a babe in the photographs
She wanted to be a bodybuilder (Bodybuilder)
She wanted to be a bodybuilder (Bodybuilder)
She wanted to be a bodybuilder (Bodybuilder)
She still looks a babe in the photographs
She wanted to be a bodybuilder (Bodybuilder)
She wanted to be a bodybuilder (Bodybuilder)
She wanted to be a bodybuilder (Bodybuilder)
She still looks a babe in the photographs
She still looks a babe in the photographs