TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift)

You're sort of famous

A minor celebrity

And so it only makes sense

The world would be

Obsessed with every

Single thing you do

They're running 'round

With their camcorders in the night

They're lurking patiently

And hoping that they just might

See something real embarrassing

You do

The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirts

That's the story that

They are gonna feature

With exclusive pics

Of your flabby behind

You think you're all alone

But that's right when you'll find

A bunch of paparazzi

Popping out of nowhere

Cameras in your face

And then suddenly

You're on TMZ

You're on TMZ

Following you

When you're walking down the street

And asking stupid questions

While you're trying to eat

So you cover your face

Thinking to yourself

"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

And they're out there praying

You'll have a big meltdown

And take them on a little car chase

Through this whole town

They'll be there with you

When you're going to jail

First on the scene

For every wardrobe fail

You just picked up some transvestite

Seconds later

It's up on the website

Get a Vegas wedding

A quickie divorce

And they'll be

Sneaking in

Snapping pictures, of course

And if they ever catch you

Picking your nose

Or storming down the street

On a drunken spree

You're on TMZ

Stalking you

Just waiting by a front door

Trailing you through

Airport security

They were TMZ

They were TMZ

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