You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

You're the reason I'm ridin' 'round on recapped tyres

An' you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires

An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling

But looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But, I love you just the same

You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop

An' you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling

But looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But, I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need

'Cause when we get ahead, it's just another mouth to feed

And you're the reason my good looks and my figure's gone

And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb

An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling

But looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But, I love you just the same

And there's the reason my good looks and my figure's gone

And you're the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb

An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling

But looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But, I love you just the same