Shut up and Dance

Plastic

This is the Plastic

Isn't it the Plastic?

'Cause this is Plastic

J-M-E and Plastic

It's Plastic Man spinning the Plastic, man

Plastic Man spinning the Plastic, man

Plastic Man spinning the Plastic, man, man

Yo, dance

It's not about shanks all the time

Grab a girl and skank from behind

Everybody thinks to MC good

Your lyrics must be about living in the hood

Causing a racket, causing a noise

Not enough females, too many boys

Just dance on your heel and toe

Dance till you get an A-S-B-O

Put your hands at eye level

Elbows out, but be careful

Move 'em up and down with your knees

And lean forward twenty degrees

And dance and move to the beat

And dance and move to the beat

And dance, yeah, to the beat

And dance and move and dance and dance

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plastic Man's given you the chance

Everybody please shut up and dance

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plastic Man's given you the chance

Everybody please shut up and dance

And dance and move and dance and move

And dance and move and dance and move

And dance and move and dance and move

And dance and move and dance

Take a rest, the sweat's coming through your dress

Gather all your friends and find

Your way to the bar, it's beverage time

Get drunk on Stellas

French drags or the ones with umbrellas

Don't worry if you can't drink more

Find your way back to the dancefloor

Put your hands at eye level

Elbows out, but be careful

Move 'em up and down with your knees

And lean forward twenty degrees

And dance and move to the beat

And dance and move to the beat

And dance, yeah, to the beat

And dance and move and dance and dance

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plastic Man's given you the chance

Everybody please shut up and dance

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plastic Man's given you the chance

Everybody please shut up and dance

And dance and move and dance and move

And dance and move and dance and move

And dance and move and dance and move

And dance and move and dance

Be careful who you chat to on the e-mail

Picture of a girl but it's a shemale

I don't care if it's a man from Mamba

I still won't give out my number

Only if I see her chest and bumper

Live or on the web camera

If I want to, I'll give out my O2

If she's older, I'll give out my Voda

See, I've got bare phones, I take the mick

I still don't know what Facebook is

I'm messing about, talk to me

I'll be on MSN about quarter to three

It's Jamie, add my Hotmail

Girls on MSN think I'm a hot male

What, you think I can't get girls?

Haha very funny, LOL

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plastic Man's given you the chance

Everybody please shut up and dance

I don't care what you think

If you can't dance, go have a drink

Plastic Man's given you the chance

Everybody please shut up and dance

Put your hands at eye level

Elbows out, but be careful

Move 'em up and down with your knees

And lean forward twenty degrees

And dance and move to the beat

And dance and move to the beat

And dance, yeah, to the beat