The Needle

The Needle

I am not a qualified physician

And I don't want to give this injection

I am not a qualified physician

And I don't want to give this injection

Dorothy is begging for trouble

She insists I should give her this needle

Darling one thing I you ought to know

Don't blame me for where the needle go

I push it in, she pulls it out

I push it back, she starts to shout:

""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,

I can't stand the size of your needle.""

She lie down in such a position

It was difficult to give this injection

She start holding on to the needle

Making me so uncomfortable

I said 'darling, can't you be steady,

I'm going to have it done very shortly'

She said 'Dr. Ring Ding I am sorry,

But the sight of your needle frightens me'

I push it in, she pulls it out

I push it back, she starts to shout:

""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,

I can't stand the size of your needle.""

She still wouldn't lie down quietly

Constantly moving her body

So I slap her in the face with vexation

And keep on giving the injection

She say 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain,

I don't think your inside the right vein'

I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told,

The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!'

I push it in, she pulls it out

I push it back, she starts to shout:

""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,

I can't stand the size of your needle.""

I pull it from that hole and start again

I have the needle now in the right vein

The needle's just gone in half a inch

The stupid young lady start to flinch

Suddenly she bawl 'It's working!

I can feel the penicillin going in'

I said 'You silly fool, look what you do

The needle's gonna break inside of you!'

I push it in, she pulls it out

I push it back, she starts to shout:

""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,

I can't stand the size of your needle.""