Last House in the Holler

I said the last house in the holler

There's a mean son of a bitch

Loves Waylon and Hank and a whiskey drink

And that ole boy don't take no shit

There's a sign out in the front yard

Said I wish a motherfucker would

Come creepin' round this side of town

Looking for no good

So don't come around here for certain

I said in the summertime

'Cause that good old boy, he's ready for war

And you'll never get out of there alive

If 'em rattlesnakes don't kill ya

These IEDs they probably will

What you better fear the most out in those woods

It's a good old boy, 'cause he will

He's got 'bout a half a dozen shotguns

Five deals of Afghanistan

If you think I'm lying go ahead and try

You'll find out where you stand

He was a navy seal out in 'em poppy fields

When he decided to make a change

He brought home a seed and he grew some weed

Now the boy he's the man

So don't come around here for certain

I said in the summertime

'Cause that good old boy, he's ready for war

And you'll never get out of there alive

If 'em rattlesnakes don't kill ya

These IEDs they probably will

What you better fear the most out in those woods

It's a good old boy, 'cause he will

Yeah, he will

See, I've known old boy since we were young

And he really wouldn't hurt a fly

But if you start taking from his family

Then his sight don't lie

See since the coal mines left

There ain't been too many jobs around

Except the ones you've known for a thousand years

And they all come from the ground

So don't come around here for certain

I said in the summertime

'Cause that good old boy, he's ready for war

And you'll never get out of there alive

If 'em rattlesnakes don't kill ya

These IEDs they probably will

What you better fear the most out in those woods