I said the last house in the holler
There's a mean son of a bitch
Loves Waylon and Hank and a whiskey drink
And that ole boy don't take no shit
There's a sign out in the front yard
Said I wish a motherfucker would
Come creepin' round this side of town
Looking for no good
So don't come around here for certain
I said in the summertime
'Cause that good old boy, he's ready for war
And you'll never get out of there alive
If 'em rattlesnakes don't kill ya
These IEDs they probably will
What you better fear the most out in those woods
It's a good old boy, 'cause he will
He's got 'bout a half a dozen shotguns
Five deals of Afghanistan
If you think I'm lying go ahead and try
You'll find out where you stand
He was a navy seal out in 'em poppy fields
When he decided to make a change
He brought home a seed and he grew some weed
Now the boy he's the man
So don't come around here for certain
I said in the summertime
'Cause that good old boy, he's ready for war
And you'll never get out of there alive
If 'em rattlesnakes don't kill ya
These IEDs they probably will
What you better fear the most out in those woods
It's a good old boy, 'cause he will
Yeah, he will
See, I've known old boy since we were young
And he really wouldn't hurt a fly
But if you start taking from his family
Then his sight don't lie
See since the coal mines left
There ain't been too many jobs around
Except the ones you've known for a thousand years
And they all come from the ground
So don't come around here for certain
I said in the summertime
'Cause that good old boy, he's ready for war
And you'll never get out of there alive
If 'em rattlesnakes don't kill ya
These IEDs they probably will
What you better fear the most out in those woods
It's a good old boy, 'cause he will
Yeah, he will
Don't come around here for certain
I said in the summertime
I said the last house in the holler
There's a mean son of a bitch
Loves Waylon and Hank and a whiskey drink
And that ole boy don't take no shit