Toady Man's Hour

In Toadyman's hour he liked to flex his power

But things have gone a bit sour

Since he showed his dirty hand

Now the newsman's a-knockin'

Attorney fees are clockin'

And everyone is throwing rocks at the Mr. Toadyman

(Toadyman...)

In Toadyman's world

He likes them bleached and curled

He never thought it'd come unfurled

'Cause he didn't think they'd sing

But the birdies started chirpin'

Usurpers are usurpin'

And there's Toadyman just a-blurpin'

How he used to be the king

(Toadyman...)

If Toadyman weren't such a toady man

he could have been ruler of the land

Instead he's just a toady little man

(Toadyman...)

In Toadyman's hour he rode the Ivory Tower

But then he tries to sniff a flower

That he really should have not

In the Hollywood hustle

He flexed his mighty muscle

And now he's in a legal tussle

Fat bastard got caught

If Toadyman weren't such a toady man

he could have been ruler of the land

Instead he's just a toady little man

(Toadyman...)